Thursday, July 17, 2008

Zeugenbericht Ashley (nachgereicht zu "Das Verbrechen")

Well Police Officer this is my statement: I know any word spoken now could and possably will be held against me in the court of law.
I was walking down the street one night, coming back home from a club in Fremantle and pissed outtta my nut!! This crazy German dude that everyone calls "Boony" came up to me and wanted to hitch a ride in a shopping trolley so to my pleasure I slowely pushed him as hard as i could down some ramp and straight onto a walkway with a large step so that he could stop once he hit the bottom. I was just a little pissed remember so the whole thing could have been a little miss judged on my behalf...
He did a few cartwheels in front of 3 policemen and now i must not laugh when i tell you this, just like i tryied not to laugh when confronted by the police. Buy hey the look on Boonys face just before he got thrown out of the trolley - i would give gold to see that again. ha ha

Da gibt es wohl nicht mehr hinzu zu fuegen...

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